UNIVERSITY AND 12th - DID YOU WITNESS THIS CRIME????
ME: Trying to enter my Pilates class (Mat: Advanced Kegels). I go right.
YOU: You- attempting to avoid me - walk directly into me.
ME: Side stepping, the polite scuttle for who will go first?
YOU: Listening to your STUPID iPOD or whatever paying LITTLE attention.
ME: (being AWESOME).
YOU: Yell at me “YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!”
ME: SHOCKED at being called a fucking idiot - I yelled back - “HEY- did you just call me a “Fucking Idiot?”
YOU: Yell - YEAH I DID
Yeah….well…you are a loser! I SAY: WHO RAISED YOU??!! Who raised you to shout like a crazy person at a VERY petite lady trying to work out after a VERY stressful workday. HAS EVERYONE GONE CRAZY? I AM VERY PETITE.