UNIVERSITY AND 12th - DID YOU WITNESS THIS CRIME????

ME: Trying to enter my Pilates class (Mat: Advanced Kegels). I go right.

YOU: You- attempting to avoid me - walk directly into me.

ME: Side stepping, the polite scuttle for who will go first?

YOU: Listening to your STUPID iPOD or whatever paying LITTLE attention.

ME: (being AWESOME).

YOU: Yell at me “YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!”

ME: SHOCKED at being called a fucking idiot - I yelled back - “HEY- did you just call me a “Fucking Idiot?”

YOU: Yell - YEAH I DID

ME: Yeah….well…you are a loser! I SAY: WHO RAISED YOU??!! Who raised you to shout like a crazy person at a VERY petite lady trying to work out after a VERY stressful workday. HAS EVERYONE GONE CRAZY? I AM VERY PETITE.