> George W. Bush (aka David Siegel) 
> Wal-Mart
> K-mart
> The mini-mart (corner Clifton and Greene…sprays RAID on produce)
> The mini-mart (corner Clifton and 6th…doesn’t take cards)
> Whole Foods
> Fox News
> Feigning ignorance to seem more trustworthy to the ignorant
> Ignorance
> Panties
> Mean sales reps. who bully you into buying things you don’t want
> Hybrid car batteries
> Over-head lighting
> the naming process for pharmaceutical products
> the little bit of dried lotion left over in the lotion spigot
> the sexualization of young girls

> the de-sexualization of mothers

> Individually wrapped things
> candies in the check out aisle
> Ppl who order stupid shit like iced Cappuccinos…Seriously?! Why would you ice hot foam?!
> death
> over-specialized toys
> Gandhi (self righteous Son of a—-)
> Ppl with trust funds
> Ppl who went to Ivy League Schools
> Ppl who didn’t apply themselves enough to get into Ivy League schools (seriously, guys. How hard can it be?)

> Ppl who judge people based on where they went to college

> hypocrisy

> hypocrisy

> INDECISION
> Always with the perfect hair and the perfect teeth!
> your mom being sad
> your dad being sad
> taxes
> cross-walk signals. YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHEN TO WALK!
> not being able to buy beer and wine in the same store
> city-tax
> The people who told us we could be president
> The people who told other people they couldn’t
> Harvey Weinstein
> engineered obsolescence 
> an economic system that relies on engineered obsolessence
> …spelling
> Gold
> Anthropomorphism
> Porn
> internships
> aging
> the fetishization of youth
> sequels
> Dick Cheney
> Karl Rove
> Anyone stupid enough to want to be president
> Fear
> expensive tampons
> Super Bowl commercials
> Jeans-shopping
> Cancer
> meaning
> Humiliation
> the impulse to be cute
> snowcones without enough syrup
> campaign financing
> conservative conspiracy spam
> nepotism
> broken condoms
> The moment when you realize you’re only devastated by the crushing lonliness that is the human condition and the meaninglessness of endeavor in the context of your inevitable demise BECAUSE you’re going to get your period in 2 days.
> The moment when Adam and Eve saw that they were different and covered up
> The choice between settling and struggling
> organized religion

> The fact that there are people who are fucking STARVING! People who never get to see their families! People who don’t have families! People who live in war! People whose clitorises get chopped off! People who live in fear for their lives! People who die, and no one notices!

> dental work
> health insurance

> ….perspective 
> Commercials for chocolate
> Commercials for cleaning products
> Commercials
> Diamonds
> Veal
> The belief that life will plateau and that you are struggling to reach that plateau
> Networking
> Tomatoes that keep for over two weeks
> buying raspberries in January
> red-zoning
> Gerrymandering
> The fact that ppl only talk about Michelle Obama’s belted cardigans and biceps

> The fact that I will never have Michelle Obama’s biceps, and I can’t pull off a belted cardigan because I’m rather “hippy”

> how big breakfasts inevitably make you feel sick
> How at a certain point you meet ppl with whom you know you could be the best of friends, but you realize that that will never, ever happen because you are too busy
> adolescence
> The establishment
> Car engines - WHAT?!
> Banks
> The fashion industry
> Tall
> Grande
> Venti
> Doctor Phil
> Oprah
> sensible heels
> teeny-tiny pockets that force you to carry a purse
> debt
> Sharks
> the CIA
> terrorists
> ugly
> FACEBOOK

> pretty

> not knowing where to start

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