DEAR JOSEPH GORDON LEVITT, Or whatever! That’s too many names!
You think most pretty girls aren’t funny? Well guess what, we don’t think you are that funny. Seriously- you’re like okay funny. Sometimes you are better funny. But mostly you are okay funny. You know what you’re good at? Looking all sensitive and like you care and like you’ll return my call if we go on a movie date/take a walk through The High Line, But you wouldn’t! Would you? Cus if you will. Then…Well - please post a comment to this Tumblr and then MAYBE i will return your message.