Girls, Young Women and Middle-Aged Mothers, If you were wondering what would be a good thing to want to smell like, here is your answer: The Woman Behind the Almost-Man. Let ME tell you what you SHOULD want to smell like: THE SMOLDERING ASHES OF THE OLD WORLD ORDER. Justin Bieber AND Macy’s are already sworn enemies of the revolution (1/31/10 and 5/13/97, respectively), otherwise this would certainly merit a citation for VIOLATION of the Perfume Defense System’s Code of Ethics, as regulated by Chief Fragrance Minister, Tara Schuster.

Girls, Young Women and Middle-Aged Mothers,

If you were wondering what would be a good thing to want to smell like, here is your answer: The Woman Behind the Almost-Man.

Let ME tell you what you SHOULD want to smell like: THE SMOLDERING ASHES OF THE OLD WORLD ORDER.

Justin Bieber AND Macy’s are already sworn enemies of the revolution (1/31/10 and 5/13/97, respectively), otherwise this would certainly merit a citation for VIOLATION of the Perfume Defense System’s Code of Ethics, as regulated by Chief Fragrance Minister, Tara Schuster.

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