August 2012
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NEW ENEMY: GUY ON UNIVERSITY AND 12TH!
UNIVERSITY AND 12th - DID YOU WITNESS THIS CRIME????
ME: Trying to enter my Pilates class (Mat: Advanced Kegels). I go right.
YOU: You- attempting to avoid me - walk directly into me.
ME: Side stepping, the polite scuttle for who will go first?
YOU: Listening to your STUPID iPOD or whatever paying LITTLE attention.
ME: (being AWESOME).
YOU: Yell at me “YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!”
ME:...
July 2012
10 posts
An Abbreviated List of Enemies
> George W. Bush (aka David Siegel) > Wal-Mart > K-mart > The mini-mart (corner Clifton and Greene…sprays RAID on produce) > The mini-mart (corner Clifton and 6th…doesn’t take cards) > Whole Foods > Fox News > Feigning ignorance to seem more trustworthy to the ignorant > Ignorance > Panties > Mean sales reps. who bully you into buying things you...
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DEAR JOSEPH GORDON LEVITT, Or whatever! That’s too many names!
You think most pretty girls aren’t funny? Well guess what, we don’t think you are that funny. Seriously- you’re like okay funny. Sometimes you are better funny. But mostly you are okay funny. You know what you’re good at? Looking all sensitive and like you care and like you’ll return my call if we...
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June 2012
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Obama Care- that’s the DEATH TO FATTIE one, right? Finally! An America to...
– The Revolution on the Supreme Court upholding President Obama’s healthcare plan
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OCCUPY A BETTER YOU.
– The Ladies of The Revolution
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KICKstart THIS REVOLUTION →
FRIEND! Join us! Become us! Help us! We need you to KICKstart this revolution! Your donations are deeply felt. <3 THE LADIES
WHAT IS THE REVOLUTION
FRIEND!
WELCOME HOME!
WELCOME TO I <3 REVOLUTION!
What is “I <3 REVOLUTION?” you ask. “You already know.” I answer.
But just to be clear: I <3 REVOLUTION is a movement towards bringing a new, simpler regime to this utterly confusing world. We seek to un-clutter your psyche and bring you to your full potential. Because you are NOT living up to your potential. It pains me to see you like...